Baby, I don't have kids and I haven't owned a car in 15 years. Shit, I could burn a tire on a playground once a week and still be ahead of the "enviro-moms" come every Earth Day.

Did you see the front-page story in the Oregonian this morning where they gingerly raised the topic of reducing one's breeding output to reduce one's carbon output? It wasn't an answer that the recyclin', bikin', hyper-green folks in Portland wanted to hear, as it ran crosswise to the fact that the most rabid environmentalists I met up there (with a couple of notable exceptions) all had a shitload of brats.