No kids, and I keep the thermostat low enough in the winter that the cats come to us for heat and the floors are, well, refreshingly cool.

The cats are carnivores, but I won't eat anything with a face, so that takes care of the grain-flesh ratio. (I've done enough packings to know that subcutaneous flesh looks *exactly* like pork, and I can't cannibalize).

I also cut my own hair, and don't do any colouring, saving the earth from all that ammonia and such.

I won't eat the bird's eggs, though.